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PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. Vandals made a hole in the nudist camp wall. The
police are looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

16. The solder who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a
taste of religion
20. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

21. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

22. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

23. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

24. Decimals have a point.

25. He said I was average – but he was just being mean.

26. A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.

27. He stooped over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

28. A garbage man is often down in the dumps.

29 Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

[wattso99]

Funny

[wwbbs]

I agree thanks for the late night laughs...